House M.D. (TV Series)
Detox (2005)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
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Quotes
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Mr. Foster : What is your problem?
Dr. Gregory House : Bum leg. What's yours?
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Dr. Gregory House : I take risks, sometimes patients die, but not taking risks causes more patients to die - so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math.
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Dr. Gregory House : I'm not lonely. My leg hurts.
Dr. Wilson : She's a real masseuse.
Dr. Gregory House : She's $500 an hour, minimum.
Dr. Wilson : She's hot so she's a hooker? What kind of pathetic logic is that?
Dr. Gregory House : The envious, jealous, I-never-got-any-in-high-school kind of logic. Hello.
Dr. Wilson : She's a legitimate masseuse. Come on. God, she's beautiful.
Dr. Gregory House : Because she's beautiful I should do it? What kind of pathetic logic is that?
Dr. Wilson : The envious, jealous, I'm-married-and-I-can't-do-anything logic.
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Dr. Gregory House : That's why you're here? She wants you to keep an eye on me, make sure I don't cheat.
Dr. Wilson : No, I wanted to make sure you don't start firing shots from the clock tower.
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Dr. Wilson : You learn anything?
Dr. Gregory House : Yeah. I'm an addict.
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Dr. Gregory House : Your fourth diagnostic criterion for lupus is psychosis. This is just a kid missing his cat.
Dr. Robert Chase : He was being attacked by an animal that wasn't in the room! That's psychosis.
Dr. Gregory House : There is a difference between psychosis and hallucination.
Dr. Eric Foreman : So if he was imagining a fake cat it would be lupus, but since it was a real cat it's not?
