House M.D. (TV Series)

Pilot (2004)

Omar Epps: Dr. Eric Foreman

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Quotes 

• Dr. Eric Foreman : I thought everybody lied?

  Dr. Gregory House : Truth begins in lies.

• Dr. Gregory House : Everybody lies.

  Dr. Allison Cameron : Doctor House doesn't like dealing with patients.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : Isn't treating patients why we became doctors?

  Dr. Gregory House : No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.

• Dr. Gregory House : You idiot!

  Dr. James Wilson : Listen, he's...

  Dr. Gregory House : [to Wilson]  Not you, him.

  [to Foreman] 

  Dr. Gregory House : You said you didn't find anything.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : Everything I found was in my...

  Dr. Gregory House : You found *ham*.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : So?

  Dr. Gregory House : Where there's ham, there's *pork*. Where there's pork, there's neurocysticercosis.

  Dr. Robert Chase : Tapeworm? You think she's got a worm in her brain?

  Dr. Gregory House : It fits. Could have been living there for years.

• Dr. Eric Foreman : As long as it's healthy. So what do we do? Call a vet? Nurse the little guy back to health?

  Dr. Gregory House : It's too late for that. It's dying.