Police Officer: You do realize it's against the law to impersonate a police officer?
Marion Hill: I'm not impersonating you unless you're wearing a leopard-skin thong!
[laughs]
Police Officer: Who's the driver of this vehicle?
Clayton: I am.
Police Officer: You're parked in a red zone.
Clayton: We're running late. Can you give me a ticket? You see, we got a room full of ladies waiting to see us strip.
Police Officer: This car has 18 outstanding parking violations. Out of the car, fellas. We're going downtown.
Marion Hill: Thanks a lot guys. Not only am I humiliated, but I'm going to the last place I'd ever want to wear tear-away pants!