- Hank Hill: [Slamming a piece of charcoal on the table] You brought charcoal into our house!
- Peggy Hill: I didn't know what it was Luanne asked me to hold it for her, I thought it was drugs!
- Hank Hill: [Holding up Bobby's hand] There's soot under my boy's nails, you don't get that from a clean burning fuel!
- Bobby Hill: You don't get the rich smokey flavor either.
- Hank Hill: [Scolding him] You shut your mouth!, now we're going to sit here and pray.
- Bobby Hill: [Peggy chose propane-grilled burgers over charcoal-grilled burgers] You lied, Mom.
- Peggy Hill: No Bobby, I came to my senses, all of then except for taste.
- Bill Dauterive: Is it so weird that I'm datin' the Governor?
- Hank Hill: Uh, a little bit, maybe.
- Dale Gribble: Did you get up her shirt?
- Bill Dauterive: No, I should say not!