Coach Sauers : [to Hank] Hill you finally got a haircut.
Hank : [laughs] You noticed.
Coach Sauers : [to Boomhauer] Boomhauer how are your folks?
Boomhauer : Man, they're doing fine man, they're down in dang ol' Florida man,dang ol' lottery winner man, no problems man.
Coach Sauers : Sorry to hear that.
Coach Sauers : [to Dale] Gribble no one's killed you yet
Coach Sauers : Dauterive my god man what happened?
Bill Dauterive : It's a long story, you remember...
Hank : [Interrupting him] Hey Coach we came by to see you because, well because you're the best coach Arlen has ever seen, how would you like to coach again for my son's football team?
Coach Sauers : Take a salt tablet.
Coach Sauers : I'm gonna chew you up, spit you out, take a big dump on top of that, and then I'm gonna get tough.
Coach Sauers : Okay, Louisa May, go play your ballerina ball. Just leave your penis in the bucket.