L.A. Law (TV Series)

Beauty and the Breast (1992)

Jill Eikenberry: Ann Kelsey

Quotes 

• Douglas Brackman, Jr. : First up, Cheryl Brennen vs. Worldwide Studios.

  Alex DePalma : We're representing Cheryl Brennen?

  Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb : Down, boy. We're representing the studio Ms. Brennan is suing.

  Tommy Mullaney : Oh, this is about her silicone implants.

  Alex DePalma : Implants?

  Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb : She claims her studio forced her to get them.

  Ann Kelsey : Oh, what, they put her gun to her head?

  Jonathan Rollins : Our side's gonna have a hard time showing liability.

  Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb : Even so, I wish we had settled, since the opposing counsel is one David McCoy.

  Stuart Markowitz : He's a heavyweight.

  Jonathan Rollins : Yes.

  Grace Van Owen : McCoy is good.

  Tommy Mullaney : How aggressive can you get against him, without alienating your jury?

  Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb : Looks like I'm gonna find out.

  Douglas Brackman, Jr. : Next up, McConnell vs. Devries.

  Arnie Becker : It's history. The judge decided that my septuagenarian bride needed her daughter as a conservator.

  Leland McKenzie : Why didn't her new husband qualify?

  Arnie Becker : Because we were ambushed. I'd like to come talk to you about it privately.

  Leland McKenzie : Yeah, please do.

  Douglas Brackman, Jr. : And last on the agenda, Jonathan has an announcement.

  Jonathan Rollins : Some of you already know this, but I've been asked to serve out Art Middleman's term on the city council.

  Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb : Wow!

  Ann Kelsey : What an honor.

  Alex DePalma : Congratulations.

  Jonathan Rollins : Yeah, it's a 5-month appointment. I'm not considering running for a seat.