L.A. Law (TV Series)

To Live and Diet in L.A. (1989)

Alan Rachins: Douglas Brackman, Jr.

Quotes 

• Douglas Brackman, Jr. : Moving along, has anyone heard from the long lost Mr. Kuzak?

  Victor Sifuentes : I have.

  Douglas Brackman, Jr. : And? Is he pondering the error of his ways?

  Victor Sifuentes : Yeah, I think so. He's planning to go fishing.

  Arnie Becker : Life's a bitch, ain't it?

  Douglas Brackman, Jr. : Victor, where are we on Jacobs vs. Teller?

  Victor Sifuentes : I'm deposing Mr. Teller this morning.

  Douglas Brackman, Jr. : Jonathan, the deforest motion?

  Jonathan Rollins : Still pending.

  Leland McKenzie : Well... who's the judge on that one?

  Jonathan Rollins : Steven Lang.

  Leland McKenzie : Well, let me see. Let me call his clerk.

  [Leland will telephone to Judge Lang's clerk] 

  Douglas Brackman, Jr. : Ms. Wyler, how go to the McNally Interrogatories?

  Dorothy Wyler : The responses have all been drafted and sent to the client for his review. I'm getting his notes this afternoon and the revisions will be ready for his signature tomorrow morning.

  Douglas Brackman, Jr. : Very good. Very good!

  Secretary : Ms. Kelsey, there's a collect call for you.

  Douglas Brackman, Jr. : Excuse me?

  Ann Kelsey : I'll take it.

  Douglas Brackman, Jr. : Lastly, having been accused in past years of stinting on our Christmas festivities, I gladly bow to majority will and relinquish control of our annual party to our crock financial watchdog, Stuart Markowitz. Well, the final figures of our 1988 party are in. And his able hands, we soared passed our budget by a full 41%.

  Stuart Markowitz : Excuse me, Douglas.

  Douglas Brackman, Jr. : It was a joke.