- Detective Lennie Briscoe: [seeing Hellman in the men's room] You get off on that, Judge? Humiliating innocent people?
- Judge Lawrence Hellman: Are you upset because your corroborating witness is a liar and a slut?
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: You sick son of a bitch!
- [approaches Hellman: is restrained by Hellman's aides]
- Judge Lawrence Hellman: What the hell do you think you're doing?
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: You and Flynn deserve each other. I hope you both rot in hell.
- [walks out]
- Detective Rey Curtis: Five of us are watching and Flynn's the only one to see Morales reach for his gun.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: Hey, Sonny Liston got knocked on his ass by a punch nobody saw.
- Two-Tone: [after Briscoe has broken up his illegal dice game] Do I know you?
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: [gesturing at Two-Tone's elaborate braids] Yeah - we got the same hairdresser.
- A.D.A. Jamie Ross: [after asking lawyer to divulge a privileged secret] I'd definitely owe you one.
- Gary Gaviola: As a D.A., or the best-looking women to ever set foot in this office?
- A.D.A. Jamie Ross: As a D.A.
- Gary Gaviola: [pause] What's the question again?
- A.D.A. Jamie Ross: Did Spence admit stealing evidence against Hector Garcia from the property room at the 116?
- Gary Gaviola: I'm gonna get up and open the door for you. If I don't fall and break my arm on the way over there, then you can assume my deceased client confessed to the crime in question.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: [talking to Flynn in church] You know the worst part, John? You used to be a good cop.
- IAB Detective: [Opens locker] Booze... skin magazines... rubbers...
- A.D.A. Jamie Ross: Every day's a party for Detective Flynn.
- Lt. John Flynn: [to fellow officers after shooting drug dealer in sting] I was just telling the fellows: a situation like this, what we strive for is a uniform recollection of events. Rat squad wants to hear the same words come out of everybody's mouth. Right, Lennie?
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: Well, we don't want to confuse them.
- Lt. John Flynn: [referring to the dead drug dealer] So, about seeing him reach, was that a yes or a no?
- Detective Rey Curtis: I saw movement. I can't tell what it was.
- Lt. John Flynn: Lennie, do us all a favor. Tell your partner here how things are done.
- Lt. John Flynn: [after shooting drug dealer] You make them when you have to, right, Lennie?
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: Dead on.