The Comtesse de Vache receives an invite to attend a royal copulation, Madame de Plonge finds a way to attend the evening performance, and Lisette helps her mistress prepare for a bit of upstaging at the matinée.
Did You Know?
Do you know Their Majesties, Monsieur Bouffant?
Hmm, very strange. The Marquis de Montpellier assured me you were intimately acquainted with every queen in Europe... but I expect that was just some reference to you being a flamboyant homosexual.