Dino Whitman is so stressed and confused, having found out his ma with coach Scott, that his hockey performance is badly affected; he volunteers to take kid brother Max to the aqua-park a whole day, so his parents can spend quality time all weekend and hopefully grow together; the mates twist his arm to hold a party at his place. Dad Michael is as happy as Dino to break off the conversation when it turns to sex. Jonathan Fields panics when the boner he usually gets and admires while shaving in a towel -whether he masturbates or not- seems accompanied by a lump, and concludes from hasty Internet research it may be penis cancer. When Dino hears the parental weekend is delayed at least a week, he feels responsible to keep their marriage alive and has to cancel the party, but the girls decide to shift it to his girlfriend Jackie's; the ungracious host ignores poor puzzled Dino, while nobodies whom nobody canceled turn up at Dino's, only to be turned away. Jonathan feels like dying when ...
Did You Know?
Time to kick some ass.
You do kick some ass, don't you?
Yeah, so quit the fat jokes or you're a dead man.
References ¡Three Amigos!
Heavens Gonna Burn Your Eyes
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