Colon-oopscopy 

When Bernie has a colonoscopy (a miniature camera on a tube right up the rectum) as insurance-required, Tony s loudly approving and supportive, tagging along for moral support- alas Doctor Lou Swerling seizes the opportunity to schedule Tony too for the next morning. Giving Mikey's hospital orderly observations and ma's 'childbith s worse' routine, he can't even milk it for sympathy. It gets worse: Swerling finds a probably innocent polyp but still schedules Tony's butt for the scalpel next day. His attempts to sneak out are foreseen and countered. While he is being prepped, Swerling recognizes ma Dana as a college dates friend, Tony fears being 'conveniently lost in OR' and runs, albeit only to maternity. So the surgery goes trough, but the weirdest twist is in the tail... Written by KGF Vissers