Married... with Children (TV Series)

A Three Job, No Income Family (1989)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Peggy : What's wrong with you getting a second job?

  Al : Peg, let me state this as clearly as I can. I would rather rip off my nose with a can opener. I would rather bob for apples in a sewer. I would rather have a catheter the size of a garden hose, before I get another job to pay for your shopping.

• Al : Peg, why did you not sell the cosmetics?

  Peggy : Well, my friends decided they were not as good as other cosmetics.

  Al : OK, fine. So why in the world would you buy off yourself?

  Peggy : To get the commission checks!

  Al : You see Peg, when you buy off yourself you get less coming in than what you owe. In the shoe business lingo, we call that SENDING YOUR HUSBAND ROCKETING TO THE POOR HOUSE!

• Peggy Bundy : I have a bone to pick with you, Al.

  Al Bundy : There wouldn't be any meat on it, would there?

• Peggy Bundy : Will you take a check?

  Heather : Sure.

  Peggy Bundy : Does it have to be good?

  Heather : No, we'll just put a lien against your husband's wages.

  Peggy Bundy : I'm in!

• Kelly Bundy : [to Al]  Well, I still love you, Daddy. I just don't have any respect for you.

  Al : [to Kelly]  Well, Pumpkin, the feeling is mutual.

  Peggy : Oh, don't worry, Al. It's not like I'm gonna rub your nose in it.

  [Peggy opens the door to presume her money checks to the neighbors before going out with her children] 

  Peggy : Everyone, guess what? I make more money than my husband!

  [She and her children go out to the shopping mall to spend Peggy's money] 

  Al : Well, I guess when you come right down to it...

  [gets closer to Buck] 

  Al : ... all the guy that has is his dog.

  [Al looks to Buck, but the dog growls at him] 

• Marcy Rhoades : You know, I have a friend that runs a pit bull training school. Does Al have a protective cup?

  Peggy Bundy : What for?