Married... with Children (TV Series)

Assault and Batteries (1994)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

Quotes 

• Peggy Bundy : Okay Al, I got your batteries.

  Al Bundy : Peg, these are A's, I needed D's.

  Peggy Bundy : A's, D's, what's the difference?

  Al Bundy : They're too small.

  Peggy Bundy : Then use a lot of them.

  Al Bundy : Better yet, I'll exchange them... for bullets!

• Al Bundy : Peg, do we really need Christmas icicles? It's May.

  Peggy Bundy : Well, you'll thank me in December.

  Al Bundy : Only if you leave me in November.

• Peggy Bundy : Oh, look Al, they're doing a "Full House" in 3-D.

  Al Bundy : Is the third dimension the funny one?

• Al : Don't worry, Peg, I'm not gonna be having a good time. I'll just see what I can in the dark.

  Peggy : Uh, like during sex?

  Al : No, Peg, I can't fake fixing a step.

• Peggy : Al, how am I supposed to do my job and yours? I tell ya, now I know how Hillary feels.