In the company of his peers at a bar with other Santas, mall Santa Al recalls Christmases past when he managed to avoid buying gifts for Peggy, Kelly, and Bud by turning them against one other (shown in a pseudo-flashback to 1974). But this year the family shows a united front and give Al the gift of a list of job he must take to get Christmas-gift money. One of the jobs is playing Santa at the mall, which becomes another opportunity for Marcy and Jefferson to taunt and browbeat Al.
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This episode was taped on December 11, 1992. See more
Ho, ho, ho. What do you want for Christmas little boy?
I don't really want anything. I just want and end to pollution. Let's start here. You're breath stinks!
[the boy sprays mouthwash into Al's mouth
Ahh! Always remember that Santa hates you.
Oh, yeah? What are you going to do? Chant a spell and turn me into a frog, a bum, or a shoe salesman?
Love & Marriage
Written by Sammy Cahn
and Jimmy Van Heusen
Arranged and Conducted by Nelson Riddle
Performed by Frank Sinatra See more