Married... with Children (TV Series)
Christmas (1992)
Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy
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Quotes
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Marcy D'Arcy , Jefferson D'Arcy , Kids : [singing] Bundy, the no-man / He's as bald as he can be / With hair in his nose / And rot on his toes / He's as bald as he can be;
Marcy D'Arcy : Just the boys!
Jefferson D'Arcy , Boys : [singing] Bundy the no-man;
Marcy D'Arcy : Just the girls!
Marcy D'Arcy , Girls : [singing] He's as bald as he can be;
Marcy D'Arcy : Everyone!
Marcy D'Arcy , Jefferson D'Arcy , Kids : [singing] He's entered old age / Making minimum wage / He's as bald as he can be.
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Marcy D'Arcy : Hi, Santa.
[sniffs around]
Marcy D'Arcy : Did one of your reindeer make a no-no? I'm sorry. That must be the ghost of foot fungus past.
Al Bundy : Ho, ho, ho. You don't have to tell Santa what you want for Christmas. You want a pair of breasts... just like a grown-up woman. But Santa says, be happy with what you've got: The body of a young boy.
