Married... with Children (TV Series)
Her Cups Runneth Over (1989)
April Jayne: Muffy
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Quotes
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Al Bundy : I'd like a bra for my wife, who's a woman... sort of.
Muffy : Well, what's her cup size? Is she my size?
[Al stares at Muffy's bust, blankly]
Muffy : Sir?
Al Bundy : Oh, I'm sorry. I was sweating in my eye. My wife... her cup size is like...
[Al walks over to another female customer with a large bust and puts his hands on both her breasts]
Al Bundy : She's just like this. Do you agree with me, Steve?
Steve Rhoades : [embarrassed] I'm not speaking to you, Al.
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Al Bundy : Hey, Pops. How they hangin'?
Pops : Not too bad, son. Not too bad. I see you ordered the Fancy Figure 327. Solid bra. A bra with it's feet on the ground. A real man's bra.
[both Al and Pops the owner look over at a gay man trying on cosmetics and trying on a beauty contestant crown]
Al Bundy : Ah, will you look at that? And they wonder why we call them queens.
Pops : Yeah... they ought to be a law.
Muffy : [off-screen] Pops! Phone! It's your wife.
Pops : [to Al] My wife: nag, nag, nag! Sheetz!
[Al laughs as Pops walks around the desk to the back... revealing that he's not wearing slacks, but women's stockings and garter belts! Al jumps, looking hilariously shocked and disgusted]