Married... with Children (TV Series)

Her Cups Runneth Over (1989)

April Jayne: Muffy

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Quotes 

• Al Bundy : I'd like a bra for my wife, who's a woman... sort of.

  Muffy : Well, what's her cup size? Is she my size?

  [Al stares at Muffy's bust, blankly] 

  Muffy : Sir?

  Al Bundy : Oh, I'm sorry. I was sweating in my eye. My wife... her cup size is like...

  [Al walks over to another female customer with a large bust and puts his hands on both her breasts] 

  Al Bundy : She's just like this. Do you agree with me, Steve?

  Steve Rhoades : [embarrassed]  I'm not speaking to you, Al.

• Al Bundy : Hey, Pops. How they hangin'?

  Pops : Not too bad, son. Not too bad. I see you ordered the Fancy Figure 327. Solid bra. A bra with it's feet on the ground. A real man's bra.

  [both Al and Pops the owner look over at a gay man trying on cosmetics and trying on a beauty contestant crown] 

  Al Bundy : Ah, will you look at that? And they wonder why we call them queens.

  Pops : Yeah... they ought to be a law.

  Muffy : [off-screen]  Pops! Phone! It's your wife.

  Pops : [to Al]  My wife: nag, nag, nag! Sheetz!

  [Al laughs as Pops walks around the desk to the back... revealing that he's not wearing slacks, but women's stockings and garter belts! Al jumps, looking hilariously shocked and disgusted]