Married... with Children (TV Series)

Shoeless Al (1995)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  announcer on TV : Live from the Cayman Islands! The Home Swopping Network! Where you can swop that old crap you bought from some other shopping network for some *entirely new crap from us!*

  Peggy Bundy : And they say there's nothing good on TV.

  Marcy D'Arcy : [enters]  Hi, guys. You wanna catch a Woody Allen movie with me?

  Kelly Bundy : Mm. Oh, no. Woody Allen's never really done it for me. But... then again, I'm not his stepdaughter, so...

  [whooping laughter from all]