Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Desperate Half-Hour (1997)

Harold Sylvester: Griff

Quotes 

• Starla : Now listen up, Pigs! I want a car to the airport, I want a plane to Brazil, and $50000 cash!

  Al Bundy : I demand the same thing.

  Griff : And I need more Mountain Dew.

• Al Bundy : Didn't you see the "Help" sign I hung out of the bathroom window?

  Griff : Al, you've been hanging "Help" signs ever since I've known you.