Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Egg and I (1992)

Dan Tullis Jr.: F.B.I. Man

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Quotes 

• F.B.I. Man : [knocking on the Bundy's door]  Open up, it's the FBI.

  Steve : That could just be for me, because stealing this egg is a federal offense. Ohh, if you get any ideas, so is harboring me. If you need me I'll be in the basement.

  [Steve hides in the basement as Al opens the door; the agent flashes his badge.] 

  F.B.I. Man : Agent Mahoney, FBI. Have you seen this man?

  [shows Al the picture of Steve in a forest ranger uniform and changes it to the picture of a rare canyon hawk egg] 

  F.B.I. Man : Have you this egg? They're known to be in the area. Have you seen either of them?

  Al : Let me tell you something, I served my country. I've played high school football, four touchdowns in a single game. Yet I'm not exempt from state and federal taxes. Is this any way America should treat us heroes? No, you just flash that badge to some registered voter, buddy. We're Bundys, we *hate* Cops.