Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Godfather (1991)

Angel Broadhurst: Salt Water

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• [Kelly comes home with an unintelligent-looking guy] 

  Kelly Bundy : Guess what, everybody. I am on the front page of the newspaper. How great is that?

  Al Bundy : [still looking at his newspaper]  There are no words.

  Kelly Bundy : Well, you could have thrown me for a Fruit Loop when I heard he was married, but I guess the signs were there if you just know how to recognize them. The wedding ring, the diapers in the backseat of the station wagon. The late-night calls from that crazy woman going, "Stay away from my husband, you homewrecking little tramp." Oh, well. Case of rum, case of rum, that's what I always say. But you'll be glad to know that this time, I am truly in love. I want you to meet my new friend, Salt Water. Show Daddy what you can do.

  [Salt Water combs through his hair, picks out something, then eats it] 

  Salt Water : Can I call you "Dad"?

  Kelly Bundy : Isn't he great? And don't worry, Daddy. This one is single.