Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Harder They Fall (1989)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Hey. Tapes. Look, The Predator, Dirty Harry... Judy's Huge Date?

  Marcy Rhoades : Those are private tapes, Al.

  Al Bundy : Well, why can't we get tapes like these, Peg?

  Peggy Bundy : They're VHS, Al.

  Marcy Rhoades : Well, of course they're VHS. Only an idiot would own Beta.

  Peggy Bundy : Or someone who believes a woman's orgasm is brought on by yelling, "Come on, will ya?"

• [Kelly returns home] 

  Peggy Bundy : What happened to your date?

  Kelly Bundy : He wanted to study. So I just had to tell him I'm not that kind of girl.

• Al Bundy : Oh, Peg, don't turn on the tape yet. I got to go to the can.

  [Al leaves] 

  Marcy Rhoades : Oh, no! There go our pipes!

  Steve Rhoades : I'll, uh, get the goldfish out before it's too late.

  [Steve leaves] 

  Marcy Rhoades : Get our toothbrushes, too!

  [to Peg] 

  Marcy Rhoades : Should we really be worried?

  Peggy Bundy : Yes. But I'd leave the goldfish in there. It's a good way to test the air before you attempt re-entry. We used to use parakeets, but then they learned how to talk and started screaming for help.

  Marcy Rhoades : Uh, I meant should I be worried about the man who's stalking my husband?

  Peggy Bundy : Not if you leave the bathroom door open.