Married... with Children (TV Series)

The House That Peg Lost (1989)

David Garrison: Steve Rhoades

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• [Peggy and Al hear a car pull up] 

  Peggy Bundy : [looks out the door window]  It's Steve and Marcy. They're home early. Oh, I just know they're gonna be in a foul mood. I hope they're not gonna come over here.

  Al Bundy : Well, what are they doing?

  Peggy Bundy : Well, they're looking at their hole. Now they're looking at our house. Now their hole. Now our house. Yep, I knew it. Here they come. I just know they're going to blame us.

  [the doorbell rings] 

  Al Bundy : Who is it?

  Steve Rhoades : Open up in there!

  Al Bundy : Oh, hey, Steve. Ha ha. I'd love to talk to you, but I know you're all tired out from your trip and all, so why don't you just turn in, and we'll chat tomorrow? Nighty-night.

  [Steve pounds on the door] 

  Al Bundy : Who is it?

  [Steve pounds harder on the door, Al opens it] 

  Al Bundy : Hey, Steve. Now, that's rude. A man's home is his castle.

  Steve Rhoades : Well, mine is a moat, Al.