Married... with Children (TV Series)
The House That Peg Lost (1989)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Bud Bundy : Where are you guys going?
Al Bundy : We're gonna sleep outside in the hole, Bud.
[Peggy and Al open the front door to find pouring rain]
Peggy Bundy : Oh, Al, it's raining.
Al Bundy : Good. I'll sleep with my mouth open. Maybe I'll drown.
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Kelly Bundy : You promised that I could have another pajama party. It's right here in black and white. You signed it when I was eight. "Absolutely no parties involving pajamas, music, or shaving Daddy's head while he sleeps until you're 16. Signed, your father, God help me, Al Bundy.
Al Bundy : You can't hold me to that. I thought I'd be dead by now.
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Al Bundy : Peg, I don't want to go to your mother's. I see how she looks at me, like I was between two pieces of bread. We all know what happened to her dog.
Peggy Bundy : They never proved that.
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[Peggy and Al hear a car pull up]
Peggy Bundy : [looks out the door window] It's Steve and Marcy. They're home early. Oh, I just know they're gonna be in a foul mood. I hope they're not gonna come over here.
Al Bundy : Well, what are they doing?
Peggy Bundy : Well, they're looking at their hole. Now they're looking at our house. Now their hole. Now our house. Yep, I knew it. Here they come. I just know they're going to blame us.
[the doorbell rings]
Al Bundy : Who is it?
Steve Rhoades : Open up in there!
Al Bundy : Oh, hey, Steve. Ha ha. I'd love to talk to you, but I know you're all tired out from your trip and all, so why don't you just turn in, and we'll chat tomorrow? Nighty-night.
[Steve pounds on the door]
Al Bundy : Who is it?
[Steve pounds harder on the door, Al opens it]
Al Bundy : Hey, Steve. Now, that's rude. A man's home is his castle.
Steve Rhoades : Well, mine is a moat, Al.
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Al Bundy : How you doin' Peg? You know, we're gonna have to get you a little motor for that couch, then you can you know, putter around the living room during commercials.
