- Sandy Louise Harling: It's nice having someone to cook breakfast for.
- Jake Hanson: It's nice having someone cook breakfast for you... occasionally.
- Sandy Louise Harling: I was just stupidly hoping for a little compassion.
- Jake Hanson: Well, I'm sorry. Wrong gender.
- [last lines]
- Allison Parker: [Billy and Allison are watching a late-night movie and eating ice cream. He tries to sneak a peek at her] Watch the movie, Billy.
- [first lines]
- Sandy Louise Harling: Hats make no sense. Really, what good is a hat in L.A.?
- Rhonda Blair: Sandy, we're talking about the ultimate accessory here. Hats give a woman presence, the chance to make a statement. You got his attention. Mr. Tall, Dark and Cute, he's checking you out.
- Jake Hanson: Hey, to some people, flirting just comes naturally.
- Sandy Louise Harling: You know, Jake, you really piss me off sometimes.