The Monkees (TV Series)

Captain Crocodile (1967)

Joey Baio: Junior Pinter

Quotes 

• Mike : [reading hate-mail from viewers]  Arrogant ego-maniacs?

  Micky : Long haired weirdoes?

  Davy : Loathsome teenagers?

  Peter : Delightful and well bred.

  Junior Pinter : Who wrote that?

  Peter : My mother.

• Junior Pinter : You think I'm short?

  Mike : Eh, well, no, where did you get that idea?

  Junior Pinter : From the people who are taller than me.

  Davy : You know, I think he's quite tall, meself.

  Micky : You would.

• Davy : [Davy and Peter are disguised as small children]  I like Monkees, and if you take them off the air, I'm going to hold my breath til my face turns blue!

  Junior Pinter : So will I!

  J.J. Pontoon : Junior!

  Peter : If The Monkees goes off the air, I'll never eat my vegetables again!