The Monkees (TV Series)

Monkee Mother (1967)

Rose Marie: Milly

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Quotes 

• Millie Rudnick : Davy, you're an English boy?

  Davy : That's right, Milly.

  Millie Rudnick : You know Rex Harrison?

  Davy : No, I haven't had the pleasure yet.

  Millie Rudnick : How come? He's an English boy, too.

  Davy : Maybe he's avoiding me.

• Millie Rudnick : [Milly brings home a blonde girl named Clarisse Rawlings along with her shopping]  Boys, look what I got. I found her at the supermarket.

  Peter : I don't know where we're gonna put her, there's no room in the refrigerator.

• Millie Rudnick : Who did this?

  Davy : Did what?

  Millie Rudnick : Who made this dust, this filth, you?

  [points toward Micky and Mike] 

  Micky : What's today?

  Mike : Huh? Oh, Monday.

  Micky : Monday. Uh, It's Peter. Peter puts the filth out on Mondays.

  Peter : It was nothing.

  Peter : You're fired! From now on he sets the table.

• Millie Rudnick : Now, we must observe some rules. We're all grown-up people here. We musn't make a fuss about going to sleep and food should not be eaten with the fingers!

  Mike : Umm, the fingers should be eaten seperately.

  [bites his finger] 

  Millie Rudnick : Don't be a Mr. Mouth.

• Millie Rudnick : Oh, look how this one cleans. A regular Picasso of grit!

• Millie Rudnick : Tell me, Mike, what good is success if you catch a cold?

  [Mike is dumbstruck] 

  Millie Rudnick : I'll make you a sweater!

• Millie Rudnick : Oh, d-don't, don't get up, finish convalescing. I can teach my bags to walk in by themselves.