- Madame Roselle: How do you do, you're very happy to meet me.
- Mike: Ah, yes ma'm we are, ah listen, can you really and truly...
- Madame Roselle: Can I read minds and see the future you were about to say. Yes I can.
- Harris Kingsley: Perhaps you've read some of my books? Twelve walking tours through the Sahara? Beverly Hills on five shillings a day?
- Madame Roselle: I wouln't be in your shoes for nothing. This house is filled with nothing but E-vil.
- Harris Kingsley: Perhaps you've read some of my books: Akron, the city behind the myth? A teenagers guide to Tijuana? Ten walking tours through the Sahara? South Dakota: fact or fiction? Beverly Hills on five shillings a day? Futica, City on the moon?