The Monkees (TV Series)

The Monkee's Paw (1968)

Henry Beckman: Manager

Quotes 

• Manager : Are you still here? I told you to get out. I don't want any bums hanging around here.

  Peter : He's not a bum.

  Mendrek : No, I'm not a bum!

  Manager : You got a job?

  Davy : You just fired him!

  Manager : Alright, so he's a vagrant too, now come on, get it outta here.

• Manager : What, are you crazy? Nobody sings with their feet!

  Mike : What do you mean, nobody sings - of course they sing with their feet, I mean, eh, didn't you ever hear of the movie, eh, 'Young man with a corn'?

  Peter : Yeah, and how about 'Flat Foot Floojy With A Floy-Floy'?

  Mike : Anybody can sing, it's not everybody can play their feet. No sirree bob.

• Taxman : Are you the manager that just wished for a million dollars?

  Manager : Yeah, what do you want, ya bum?

  Taxman : I'm from internal revenue. You're under arrest for not paying taxes on this money.

• Manager : [Micky, Mike and Peter are dressed as the Marx Brothers]  Stop this! What do you think you're doing? I hired you to sing, not grow hair and smoke cigars and honk the horn!