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"The Monkees" Monkees at the Movies (TV Episode 1967) Poster

(TV Series)

(1967)

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Kramm: Today we begin shooting my greatest film: 'I Married a Creature From Out of Town'. It's a message picture. And the message is: If we don't finish it in ten days, we're in trouble.

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Micky: [immitating W.C. Fields] Here we are in the land of make-belief. Look at that rock, it's a phoney rock. Look at that fish, it's a phoney fish. Look at that girl... Oh yeah!

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Philo: Boys, say hello to Luthor Kramm. Mr. Kramm gave you "Beach Party Honeymoon".

Peter: You didn't give it to us! We had to PAY for it!

Mike: Yeah! It cost us eighty cents at the drive-in!

Kramm: Well, it was worth it, wasn't it?

Mike: Um... you owe us sixty cents.

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Kramm: Now, let's make a picture that teenagers will watch... even in a drive-in.

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Frankie Catalina: I knew you resented me, but I never knew you'd go this far. Ruining the film and my beautiful million dollar image!

Kramm: Frankie, you're overwrought.

Frankie Catalina: Oh, yeah? Well, I don't have to put up with it. I'm walking out of my contract! I can do a mystery at Mammoth studios.

[walks off]

Philo: Mammoth Studios has been out of business for years!

Kramm: That must be the mystery.

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Micky: [posing as newspaper men] Dolenz, reporter.

Mike: Nesmith, Variety.

Peter: I'm Tork, hanger-on.

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Mike: You know what I've always wanted to do? Was get a Rolls Royce, and put little bitty tires on the front, and big slicks on the back, and put a pickup bed in the the trunk, and all paint you know and stuff like that, and take the hood off of it an' everything, paint a name on the back of it...

Interviewer: And drive where?

Mike: Drive where? Drive no place, drive it out on the freeway and give it a flat tire and stand there scratching your head.

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Micky: [Dressed like Hamlet, carrying a skull] No longer shall we suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous Catalina. On the morrow, we will show that popinjay he doth abuse The Monkees at his own peril.

Davy: What does that mean?

Micky: It means the Monkees strike back!

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Philo: [picks up the phone in the projection room] Eh, foll the rilm. eh, Roll the film.

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Peter: Well, what do you want? I've offered you my Lovin' Spoonful collection, my Bobby Dylan records, my Blind Lemon Jefferson records, and this prize of my collection: "Bobby Darrin Sings His Bankbook."

Mike: Throw in the Stones.

Peter: Okay.

[Mike hands over his David Jones LP]

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Micky: [as DJ Crazy Micky The D] And now, gang, it's the number one hit in America and the free world. It's the super a go go pick hit of the week

Micky: [using a soup can to creat an echo effect] Week, week, week. It's Davy Jones singing "It's Been Lonesome in the Saddle Since My Horse Died!'

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