The Monkees (TV Series)

The Chaperone (1966)

Diana Chesney: Mrs. Weefers

Quotes 

• Davy : The dance in France is mainly in the stance.

  Mrs. Weefers : Aw, Davy, I dunno how to behave at them fancy parties...

  Davy : I tell you Peter, give me six months, and I could pass her off as a Duchess at an embassy ball.

  Peter : How about the party tonight?

  Davy : Well, that'll be a little 'arder.

• Mrs. Weefers : Huntington Hartford hates pickled herrings.

  Peter : I think she's got it!

  Davy : By George, she's got it!