Mork & Mindy (TV Series)
Pilot (1978)
Robin Williams: Mork
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Quotes
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Orson : Mork.
Mork : Good morning, Orson.
Orson : Orson? You call me Orson to my face, but behind my back you call me "fatso," "rocketship thighs," and "star tush."
Mork : You forgot "laser breath," ah ah! Sorry, your immenseness.
Orson : See what I mean? These constant displays of humor are not acceptable behavior here on Ork.
Mork : You're right. We are a rather dull lot; the white bread of the universe.
Orson : Emotions have been weeded out of us for the good of the race. And you constantly make jokes. I'm afraid that won't do.
Mork : Uh-oh.
Orson : There's an insignificant planet on the far side of the galaxy. From the fragmentary reports we have on it, the people are, well, uh...
Mork : Real nimnose?
Orson : Exactly. That is why I think you'll fit in there, Mork.
Mork : You're too kind, sir. What's the name of this hellhole you're sending me to?
Orson : Earth.
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Mindy McConnell : Mork, can you take a little constructive criticism?
Mork : Of course.
Mindy McConnell : It's not nice to sit on your face.
Mork : Then why did God put it there?
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Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : A kiss - very affectionate, you understand. You got a boy, and you got a girl. And they put their lips together, you see, and they kinda slide 'em around. And it feels grrreat!
Mork : Sliding lips sounds unappealing.
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : Don't knock it till you've tried it.
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[last lines]
Mork : Orson, this may sound strange, but knowing that someone would do that for me, well, it makes me feel really good inside.
Orson : Just remember, Mork, you're sent there to observe, not to get involved.
Mork : Yes, your immenseness. This is Mork signing off from Boulder, Colorado. Until next week, nanoo nanoo!
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Mork : [throwing an egg into the air] Fly, be free!
[the egg lands on the counter with a splat]
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Mork : [to the egg spaceship that delivered his luggage; after dropping a intergalatic tip into the ship] Keep the change.
[the spaceship bleeps in thanks]