Mork & Mindy (TV Series)

Pilot (1978)

Pam Dawber: Mindy McConnell

Quotes 

• Mindy McConnell : Stop! It's too early in the morning for dueling Beethoven.

  Cora Hudson : It's the only music I can challenge him with, dear. He won't play anything by Alice Cooper.

  Fred McConnell : That's because I play piano. Alice Cooper just beats on the keys with a dead snake.

• Mindy McConnell : Mork, can you take a little constructive criticism?

  Mork : Of course.

  Mindy McConnell : It's not nice to sit on your face.

  Mork : Then why did God put it there?

• Mindy McConnell : Mork is innocent! True, he is different from most, but this great country was built on the right of individuals to be individuals. We have the God-given right to be eccentric, and therefore I demand Mork be exonerated and set free!