"My Name Is Earl" Pilot (TV Episode 2005) Poster

(TV Series)

(2005)

Jason Lee: Earl Hickey

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Quotes 

  • Earl : [voice-over]  You might think that getting so drunk that you accidentally marry a women who's six months pregnant is a good reason to stop drinkin'. Personally, I think it's a good reason to keep drinkin'.

  • Earl : [introducing himself]  You know that guy you see going into the convenience store when you stop off at that little town on the way to grandma's house? A sort of shifty looking fella who buys a pack of smokes, a couple of lotto scratchers and a tall boy at ten in the morning? The kind of guy you wait for to come out before you and your family go in? Well, that guy is me. My name is Earl. And if you took the time to really get to know me, find out what kind of person I truly am instead of just stereotyping me because of the way I look, well, you'd be wasting your time, because I'm exactly who you think I am. Hell, I'll pretty much steal anything that isn't nailed down.

  • Randy : Number 23: Peed in the back of a cop car.

    Earl : I'm no longer proud of that.

  • Earl : Kenny, you just gave up your chance to have sex with a day-time hooker! You need my help!

  • Joy : I want half that lotto money, Earl.

    Earl : Yeah? Well, I wanted a legitimate baby and a wife who didn't huff paint on Thanksgiving, but I guess life's full of little disappointments, now ain't it?

  • Randy : What's karma?

    Earl : I don't know, it's something Carson Daly came up with.

  • Earl : [voice-over]  You've probably askin' yourself why I decided to stay with my two-timin' wife and our two terrible kids that ain't mine. But, the way I figure, a lotta folks probably ask her why she hasn't left her good-for-nothin' husband and his brother who sleeps on her couch.

  • Earl : Ain't no use running, fool! I know where your mama parks your house!

  • Earl : I understand now that the runnin' probably wasn't necessary.

  • Earl : If you snatch enough purses, you learn a few things about Mace.

  • Earl : I got a weird feeling in my stomach.

    Randy : Maybe you got stomach cancer. Can karma cause stomach cancer?

  • Earl : Don't they have special bars for the queers - I'm sorry, homosexual Americans?

  • Earl : I didn't want to be the only non-gay there. Luckily, Randy agreed to go once he found out there were going to be bubbles.

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