Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Diabolik (1999)

Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot, Observer

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Quotes 

• [last lines of the series] 

  Mike Nelson : Who's for rice?

  Crow : Would you sit down? The movie's about to start.

  Tom Servo : Dummy.

  Announcer : WGNJ TV in Milwaukee presents our Saturday afternoon movie, The Crawling Eye.

  Tom Servo : The Crawling Eye- the Marty Feldman story.

  Mike Nelson : Oh Forrest Tucker. He's the guy who makes sure the trees' shirttails are in.

  Crow : This movie looks kind of familiar, doesn't it?

• [the police shoot at Diabolik] 

  Crow : Look, I'm sorry if *you're* offended by my random murders.

• Crow : Gentlemen, let's begin our film with a ten minute shot of a spinning radish.

• Diabolik : [to Eva]  You look worth it. Hop in.

  Crow : [mishearing]  "You look weathered." What a nice thing to say.

• Crow : [about Ginko]  He's basically an eyebrow delivery system.

• [as mob boss Valmont meets with his henchmen, a whooping horn sounds the approach of a speedboat] 

  Mike Nelson : The SS Jo Anne Worley!

  Ralph Valmont : Is that Stud... coming?

  Crow : I beg your pardon?

• Mike Nelson : So Tom, what are you going to do with all the spare yous you've collected over the years?

  Tom Servo : Yeah, you know, I just did a head count and boy, I've made quite a few of me, heh! 517 at the last count.

  Crow : Wow. Yeah, that's far too much you. You should be limited to one or less.

  Tom Servo : Exactly.