Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Overdrawn at the Memory Bank (1997)

Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot, Observer

Quotes 

• Fingal : Bunch of sleepwalkers! Never saw a cinema in their lives.

  Crow : Never saw a Chris Farley movie. Philistines!

• Appolonia James : Come on, Fingal...

  Tom Servo : Come on *what*?

  Crow : You know, my apathy is palpable at this point.

• [we see a lobby with fancy planters and "Nirvana" written on the floor] 

  Crow : [singing]  Come as you are. To my mall. To my atrium!

• Crow : I seem to have died, is that okay?

• [Raul Julia's face appears in a large cube] 

  Crow : It's a Raulbiks cube.

• Appolonia James : Electrons don't dance, Fingal. They don't make love.

  Crow : They're Lutherans.

• Crow : You know you want me, baby!

• Appolonia James : We haven't even had a dance together.

  Crow : You never bought a muffler together, either. What's the point?

• Crow : Whoa, huge slam on anteaters out of nowhere!

• Appolonia James : Can't lose you now.

  Mike Nelson : The energy surge gave her a new hairdo.

  Appolonia James : We never had a dance together.

  Crow : Well, we never bought a muffler together either. What's the point?

• Pearl Forrester : [singing]  I really do like pie.

  Observer : [singing]  I know a couple guys, uh...

  Pearl Forrester : [singing]  They really do like pies.

• Rick : It's up to you.

  Fingal : It's okay, buddy, I can handle it.

  Crow : And what is the 'it' which is to him 'up' and which he can perhaps handle?

• Crow : [referring an item on Appolonia's Venus costume]  Uhm, that's poison oak on your naughty bits, Ma'am.

• Doctor : Okay, let's make this short.

  Crow : Oh, why start now?

• Crow : You know what would have saved this movie? Surf music. Man, surf music makes *anything* good.

• Fingal : Appolonia, where are you!

  Crow : Gee, you think she might be sitting on her bony rear-end in that room with her hand to her ear?

• Fat Man : Negative input! Fingal's too curious! Girl's to eager to help!

  Crow : [as chairman]  Pork delivery's late!

• Crow : So this is Public Television, huh? Suddenly I feel like beating the crap out of Fred Rogers.

• Crow : Don't fondle the dopple!

• Crow : Dr. Who... the hell cares.

• Operator : Welcome and thank you for calling our award winning 24 hour technical support service for... "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank"... Please be prepared with a specific problem regarding... "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank"... in order to facilitate assistance from one of our skilled... "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank"... technicians.

  Mike Nelson : Oh yeah. I'm prepared for some specific problems about 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank' alright, don't worry about that.

  Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : This is Mandy. How can I help you?

  Mike Nelson : Well, uh, first of all... lets see... tech support.

  Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : Sir, let me take care of some common troubleshooting possibilities right away. Are you in fact watching 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank'?

  Mike Nelson : Yes. tech support...

  Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : We do find that people new to our 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank' family viewers can make a simple mistake in actually be watching another movie. If that is the case, then we would urge you to call the appropriate technical support service for we are legally unable to provide support for other...

  Mike Nelson : Look, Look, were watching 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.' The credits are rolling right now.

  Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : So it's not complete yet?

  Mike Nelson : Well, No but I mean...

  Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : We strongly advise our customers to view the entire film. It's impossible for us to gauge the accuracy of any confusion or complaint...

  Mike Nelson : Look, how are the credits gonna help the fact that we have no idea what was going on with... anything... what was the "I'm interface" thing. What was the skinny woman doing when she was licking her watch?

  Tom Servo : Yeah.

  Mike Nelson : Hey, why the pinch mouth cockney creep and

  [in voice] 

  Mike Nelson : "The guy just reverses the access code"... that was well crafted...

  Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : SIR!

  Mike Nelson : ...and the music was the most insipid...

  Tom Servo : ...banal...

  Mike Nelson : Banal noodling I've ever heard in my life.

  Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : Sir, those are unfortunate design flaws which we do acknowledge.

  Mike Nelson : Well, what can I do about it?

  Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : When did you Purchase your version of Overdrawn at the Memory Bank?

  Mike Nelson : ...Uhh I didn't purchase it... I just ahh...

  Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : Ummph, so you are an unauthorized viewer of 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank'? I am legally required to report this violation of all...

  Tom Servo , Crow : HANG UP!

• [mocking a man whose brain has been erased] 

  Crow : Hooray for socks.

• [mocking the Fat Man] 

  Crow : To Wendy's!