Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank (1997)
Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson
Quotes
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Appolonia James : [Narrating] Fingal was my first compulsory dopple.
Mike Nelson : I didn't want to bungle or bobble the Fingal dopple!
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Tom Servo : I'm sorry these two didn't end up together.
Mike Nelson : They did.
Tom Servo : Oh, then I'm sorry about that.
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Fat Man : I have a communication for you.
Mike Nelson : [as Fat Man] Bite me!
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Fingal : Okay, so it's my first dopple.
Mike Nelson : I've only dabbled in dopples.
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[Starts snowing in movie]
Mike Nelson : This is how much pure cocaine you'd need to enjoy this movie.
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Fingal : Genius. Pure genius.
Mike Nelson : ...couldn't save this film.
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Mike Nelson : That was a very bad and confusing movie.
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Mike Nelson : [Starts snowing in movie] This is how much pure cocaine you'd need to enjoy this movie.
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Mike Nelson : [as a fat man pulls out a gun] Draw... me some butter.
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Mike Nelson : I guess this movie was kinda like watching Casablanca... while having a small child use your groin as a punching bag.
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Mike Nelson : [an image of a large man circles in the sky] Really, REALLY Big Brother.
Tom Servo : Someone turn off the fat rotating guy.
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Mike Nelson : This movie just hates anteaters!
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[Raul Julia's face appears in a large cube]
Tom Servo : Hey guys, see I though he was Puerto Rican...
Mike Nelson : [groaning, anticipating joke] Oh no, don't...
Tom Servo : [giggling] ... I didn't know he was CUBE-an.
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Appolonia James : Can't lose you now.
Mike Nelson : The energy surge gave her a new hairdo.
Appolonia James : We never had a dance together.
Crow : Well, we never bought a muffler together either. What's the point?
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Mike Nelson : Excuse me, were we supposed to do some readings for this movie?
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Fingal : I can't stand this anymore... I'm so bored.
Tom Servo : Okay, which one of us said that?
Fingal : Maybe out there I have to take it, but not in here.
Mike Nelson : [as Fingal] I'm going to get a Glock and mow all these people down!
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Mike Nelson : You know, with this digital technology the suckiness comes through with great clarity.
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Mike Nelson : [Rick barricades the door preventing the Fat Man from entering] Oh, that'll stop the 400 pound guy who smells pancakes!
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Mike Nelson : Now it's 'All About Eve'?
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[the Fat Man walks into the Place]
Mike Nelson : "All I Can Eat"? The joke's on them!
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Mike Nelson : [as the fat man] We demand that you set up a delicious buffet!
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[as a fat man pulls out a gun]
Mike Nelson : Draw... me some butter.
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Mike Nelson : This movie was like watching Casablanca, while having a small child use your groin as a punching bag.
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Operator : Welcome and thank you for calling our award winning 24 hour technical support service for... "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank"... Please be prepared with a specific problem regarding... "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank"... in order to facilitate assistance from one of our skilled... "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank"... technicians.
Mike Nelson : Oh yeah. I'm prepared for some specific problems about 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank' alright, don't worry about that.
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : This is Mandy. How can I help you?
Mike Nelson : Well, uh, first of all... lets see... tech support.
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : Sir, let me take care of some common troubleshooting possibilities right away. Are you in fact watching 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank'?
Mike Nelson : Yes. tech support...
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : We do find that people new to our 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank' family viewers can make a simple mistake in actually be watching another movie. If that is the case, then we would urge you to call the appropriate technical support service for we are legally unable to provide support for other...
Mike Nelson : Look, Look, were watching 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.' The credits are rolling right now.
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : So it's not complete yet?
Mike Nelson : Well, No but I mean...
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : We strongly advise our customers to view the entire film. It's impossible for us to gauge the accuracy of any confusion or complaint...
Mike Nelson : Look, how are the credits gonna help the fact that we have no idea what was going on with... anything... what was the "I'm interface" thing. What was the skinny woman doing when she was licking her watch?
Tom Servo : Yeah.
Mike Nelson : Hey, why the pinch mouth cockney creep and
[in voice]
Mike Nelson : "The guy just reverses the access code"... that was well crafted...
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : SIR!
Mike Nelson : ...and the music was the most insipid...
Tom Servo : ...banal...
Mike Nelson : Banal noodling I've ever heard in my life.
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : Sir, those are unfortunate design flaws which we do acknowledge.
Mike Nelson : Well, what can I do about it?
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : When did you Purchase your version of Overdrawn at the Memory Bank?
Mike Nelson : ...Uhh I didn't purchase it... I just ahh...
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Technical Support Operator : Ummph, so you are an unauthorized viewer of 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank'? I am legally required to report this violation of all...
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Mike Nelson : It's Winston Churchill's mobbed up brother Vito.
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Mike Nelson : Mike, my apathy is palpable at this point.
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[two men wearing hats run by]
Mike Nelson : These guys were rejected from Men Without Hats.
Tom Servo : Why? 'Cause they're really bad musicians?
Mike Nelson : No, because they're wearing hats.
Tom Servo : Oh, and the brims get in the way of reading music?
Mike Nelson : No. Oh, just forget it!
[one minute later]
Tom Servo : [laughing] Oh, I get it! They're wearing hats!
