- Phantom of Krankor: What a fool.
- Tom Servo: He has defeated us numerous times, what makes him think he can do it again? HA.
- [a man on an airplane picks up a photo that the man next to him dropped]
- Passenger: Doctor? I think you dropped this photograph.
- Doctor: Oh, thank you!
- Passenger: [smiling creepily] That's your sister, isn't it? She'd never forgive you if you lost it.
- Mike Nelson: [as doctor] Yeah, uh... don't talk to me anymore, alright?
- Phantom of Krankor: This is my giant guardian. He obeys my slightest command!
- Crow T. Robot: Like, "wander around aimlessly and gain weight."
- Crow T. Robot: [as Krankor] Ah hah! Somebody left a perfectly good refrigerator over there! Haah! Haah! Haah!
- [Krankor's palace blows up]
- Crow T. Robot: And a proud noble civilization dies out... sometimes. This loser civilization, however, will not be missed.
- Woman: The first cosmic exploration rocket will be launched from this space.
- Crow T. Robot: The dining room?
- Boy #1: [seeing the Phantom of Krankor] What's that, a man?
- Boy #2: Mm-hmm.
- Crow T. Robot: Yeah, believe it or not.