Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Pumaman (1998)

Kevin Murphy: Servo, Professor Bobo, Roger Whitaker

Quotes 

• Vadihno : Man is free. Man is master of himself.

  Crow : Man sounds cool.

  Vadihno : But if they come, man is no longer free.

  Tom Servo : Man can get pricey.

• Tom Servo : I hate it when Aztecs force themselves into your hotel room and make you try on belts.

• [Kobras hesitantly enters the room] 

  Tom Servo : Uh, I'm afraid I ran over your dog in the driveway.

• [Tony and Jane are staring at Kobras, tense music plays] 

  Tom Servo : [as Kobras]  I was meant to bring an appetiser wasn't I?

• Tom Servo : My name is Pleasance and I am funky.

• Mike Nelson : [on Puma man]  Wool over his eyes man!

  Crow : Easily bamboozled man!

  Tom Servo : Three steps behind man!

• Vadinho : Dive into the nothingness

  Tom Servo : Watch MTV?

• Tom Servo : Sam Elliot is Ted Turner in 'The Gregory Peck Story'.

• Tom Servo : All right. Disco fighting.