Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Beatniks (1992)

Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo

Quotes 

• Gypsy : [runs screaming from Crow: hides behind Joel]  HE'S A MADMAN! HE'S A MADMAN!

  [gypsy continues screaming] 

  Crow T. Robot : [brandishing a knife]  Where'd she go man, where'd she go?

  Joel Robinson : Crow, put that knife away, you're scaring Gypsy!

  Crow T. Robot : I did it for you, Eddie!

  Joel Robinson : Oh great, he's in moon mode again.

  Crow T. Robot : That's right: I'm gonna moon you man, I'm gonna moon you!

  Tom Servo : That's gonna be tough because you really don't have a heinder to speak of.

  [snickers] 

  Crow T. Robot : That's it, that's it!

  [stabs Tom] 

  Tom Servo : [collapses over table]  Take... care of my turtle...

  Joel Robinson : I will, Tommy.

  Tom Servo : Stop my milk delivery...

  Joel Robinson : OK, I'll do it.

  Tom Servo : Pick up my mail, cancel my subscription to National Review...

  Joel Robinson : [amused]  OK.

  Tom Servo : Continue... to tape... Baywatch for me...

  Joel Robinson : All right.

  Tom Servo : Take my step-aerobics class... every Tuesday...

• Joel Robinson : [after getting beaten up by Gypsy]  Oh, my aching noggin.

  Gypsy : Yeah, well, serves you right for taking advantage of these little charmkins!

  Joel Robinson : Oh Yeah, well, you should ask these little "charmkins" what I found oozing out of my pillow case this morning!

  Tom Servo : Aw, you little baby, it could've been a lot worse!

  Crow T. Robot : Yeah, at least we killed him before we stuffed 'I'm in there.