NCIS (TV Series)

One Shot, One Kill (2004)

Sasha Alexander: Caitlin Todd

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Quotes 

• Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Just tell me he's wearing his vest.

  Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : ...He said it was visible under his shirt.

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I knew it! If the sniper doesn't kill him, I will.

• Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Floors are scummy.

  Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : I would have taken the floor.

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No. You would have made some comment about sexism in the workplace.

  Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : I'll do it.

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Nah, you're just humouring me.

• Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : You think his recruiter told him a fast one?

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I doubt it.

  Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Why?

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Can you imagine someone lying to Gibbs and getting away with it?

• Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Next time drive a little faster, Tony. I think my glands have an ounce of adrenaline left.

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Response to a crime scene investigation demands a timely arrival, Kate.

  Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : It would help if the investigators didn't PUKE all over the crime scene.

  Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Brings back memories.

  Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Memories of what?

  Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Marriage.

• Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : [searching a warehouse]  Where the hell's the bullet? It's like it just disappeared.

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I'm gonna need you on your knees over here, Kate. It's time to get dirty.

  Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : *What*?

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We have to sweep the floor for marks. It may have lost velocity and dropped.

  Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Right... I-I knew that.

• Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : We can get the trajectory, no problem.

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : The competition's gonna be for the bullet.

  Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : I don't think the unfortunate Staff Sergeant Allen isn't going to be much use there. The bullet passed clean through.

  Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Then I suggest we help our "good friends", the FBI, find it. Tony, make a hole.

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [to Ducky]  Scalpel.

  Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Kate, find the bullet.

• Carl : That's not how they do it on CSI.

  Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : You really need to get off that couch more, Carl.

• [last lines] 

  Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : You know Abby said you looked really great in uniform, too.

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Did she?

  Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Yeah, you'd fit right in with the Biker Boy, the Indian Chief, the Cowboy and the other Macho, Macho Men...

• [reviewing Alvarez' complaint file] 

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You'll like this one, Boss. One guy wanted to be a paramedic, so Alvarez guaranteed him the Corps would train him to save lives.

  [Gibbs and Tony share a laugh] 

  Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : What's wrong with that?

  Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : The Marine Corps doesn't have medical personnel.

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : They're all Navy.

  Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Technically, it is correct. I mean, Marines do save lives - mostly through the use of superior firepower.

• [watching Kate and Tony search the warehouse] 

  Carl : That's not how they do it on CSI.

  Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : You really need to get off that couch more, Carl.