NCIS (TV Series)

The Bone Yard (2004)

David McCallum: Donald Mallard

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• [Ducky is talking to his current cadaver; he is annoyed with Jimmy, who has just left] 

  Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : He means well. But often I have an overwhelming urge to slap him. Is that wrong?

  Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering the morgue]  Do it all the time.

  Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [chuckling]  So I've noticed. But, only on the back of the head.

  Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Slap at the face would be humiliating. Back of the head's a wake-up call.

  Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [looking down at corpse]  Looks like he got both.