- Kaolla Su: So, what are we gonna do with him?
- Narusegawa Naru: Crucify and torture him, cut out his tongue, and send him to Hell!
- Urashima Keitaro: NOOOOOOOO!
- [In Keitaro's room, Kitsune places his hand on her breast]
- Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno: That's worth a month's rent.
- Keitaro Urashima: Huh?
- Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno: What, weren't you listening? You cop one feel, I get one month's rent free.
- Keitaro Urashima: What're you talking about?
- [Naru barges in]
- Naru Narusegawa: What do you think you're doing, you sleaze?
- Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno: [Fake sobbing] H-he started grabbing my breasts, going, "You like it here? How about here?"
- Keitaro Urashima: It's the other way around!
- [Naru meets flunkee Keitaro at cram school]
- Naru Narusegawa: Third-time loser?
- [Screams]
- Naru Narusegawa: Let go of me! What if your grades are contagious?