Laugh-In (TV Series)

Guest Starring Don Rickles (1969)

Dave Madden: Regular Performer

Quotes 

• Dan Madden : Every ten minutes, I get these awful headaches...

  Ruth Buzzi : Oh well, how long do they last?

  Dan Madden : Oh, about half an hour.

• Dave Madden : Frankly, I think that anyone who doesn't vote for a stricter gun control law oughta be shot.

• Dave Madden : Did you know at the Burbank College of Fine Arts, they make you bring your own box of Crayolas?