Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Sabrina Unplugged (2002)

Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman

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Quotes 

• Salem Saberhagen : [re Sabrina's new curvaceous figure]  If you're here, who's co-hosting the Country Music Awards?

  Roxie King : [enters, with Morgan following]  Sabrina, can we...?

  [sees that red dress and ample figure] 

  Roxie King : Wow! What's up with this get-up?

  Sabrina Spellman : Oh, well, uh, Roxie, I would expect you of all people to know. I have adopted this outrageous look to make a statement about society's unreasonable expectations of female beauty.

  Morgan Cavanaugh : Oh, she's telling women to be prettier.

  Roxie King : No, Morgan, it's a feminist protest. Way to go, sister,

  [really getting into it] 

  Roxie King : Burn your bra!

  Sabrina Spellman : [looking down wryly at her enhanced cleavage]  Yeah, well, if I did, you could see the smoke in Baltimore.

• Stan : [now very attentive waiter]  So, something to start?

  Sabrina Spellman : Uh, three lemonades, please.

  Stan : I'll squeeze them myself.

  [off to the kitchen] 

  Sabrina Spellman : Wow, what got into him?

  Roxie King : What got into him is what got into you.

• Sabrina Spellman : [in restaurant]  A word of warning, the service here is really slow.

  Stan : [waiter instantly there for pretty Tina]  I'm sorry, Miss. Uh, would you like a table? A menu?

  Tina : Just a cup of coffee to go.

  Sabrina Spellman : Uh, can I get a glass of water?

  [is ignored] 

  Stan : [to Tina]  I'll grind the beans myself.

  [rushes off to the kitchen] 

  Sabrina Spellman : [calling after departing waiter]  Or anything heavy to throw at you.

• Sabrina Spellman : [caught crawling trying to make her escape]  Hey, while I'm down here, you want a pedicure?

  [self-conscious giggle] 

  Annie : Okay, I know I suggested you change your appearance, but I'm not sure the Pamela Anderson look is the image you want.

  Sabrina Spellman : [referring to her new assets]  Oh, these aren't mine. I'm, uh, carrying them for a friend. Gotta go!

  [scampers off on too-high heels] 

• Cole Harper : Sabrina, what happened to you? You got such big...

  [catches himself] 

  Cole Harper : hair.

  Sabrina Spellman : Yeah, it's a new shampoo. Uh, they say it adds body.

  [self-conscious giggle] 

  Cole Harper : And they're not lying.

  Sabrina Spellman : Yeah,

  [sheepish:] 

  Sabrina Spellman : maybe I shouldn't rinse and repeat.

  [giggles] 

• Sabrina Spellman : Guys, I really don't feel like going out like this.

  Morgan Cavanaugh : Are you kidding? If I had a figure like that, I'd wanna show it off. Heck, I'd be married to an eighty-year-old billionaire by now.

• [last lines] 

  Leonard : [as Sabrina sits at her desk wearing open-toed high heels]  Nice shoes. Are those Prada?

  Sabrina Spellman : Oh, they're knock-offs. Fraud-a.

  Leonard : The wedgie style really... shows off your arches. And the strap, uh, hugs the curve of your instep.

  [smiles, then gets really on a roll:] 

  Leonard : Has anyone ever told you you have stunning toe cleavage?

  Sabrina Spellman : [humors him, smiles]  No. Thanks.

  [as Leonard sits there as if butter cannot melt in his mouth, hidden camera, aimed at Sabrina's feet, clicks underneath her desk] 

  Sabrina Spellman : Leonard! Hand that over!

  [he dashes off, with her in pursuit]