Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Frogger (1998)
Jason Alexander: George Costanza
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Quotes
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George Costanza : Kramer, listen to me. I'm never gonna have a child. If I lose this Frogger high score, that's it for me.
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[Shlomo is playing the Frogger machine outside]
George Costanza : What are you guys doing?
Shlomo : Eat the fly! Eat the fly! Got him!
George Costanza : You idiots! You're gonna wear down the battery.
Slippery Pete : The batteries are fine. We've got... oh, God. Only 3 minutes left.
George Costanza : Quick! Get this thing back in the pizzeria!
Cosmo Kramer : George, they closed up.
George Costanza : I need an outlet!
Slippery Pete : A what?
George Costanza : Holes! I need holes!
Cosmo Kramer : The pharmacy is still open.
George Costanza : All right. Kramer, you block off traffic. You two, go sweep-talk the pharmacist.
Slippery Pete : You owe me a quarter.
George Costanza : Slippery Pete. Kramer, hurry up!
Cosmo Kramer : [as he unwinds the police tape, only one lane long] Ahh! I'm out! No tape left!
Jerry Seinfeld : Come on, George, I'll help you push it across.
George Costanza : Wait a minute. This looks familiar. This reminds me of something. I can do this.
Jerry Seinfeld : By yourself?
George Costanza : Jerry, I've been preparing for this moment my entire life.
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Slippery Pete : Well, I need a battery for this kind of a job. Can I at least steal a battery?
George Costanza : Fine. Steal the battery. Now, all right, here is the Frogger. This is the front door, and this is the outlet.
Slippery Pete : What's that?
George Costanza : The outlet?
Slippery Pete : Mm-hmm.
George Costanza : That's where the electricity comes out.
Slippery Pete : Oh, you mean the holes.
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Jerry Seinfeld : I remember that night.
George Costanza : Oh, I was unstoppable. Perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella. Just a right amount of grease on the joystick.
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George Costanza : Mario! Remember us?
Mario : No.
Jerry Seinfeld : We used to come in every day.
Mario : So where you been? We're tankin' here.
