- Harry Goldenblatt: [reading telegram from Trey MacDougal] Charolette York was a wonderful wife -Stop- She did nothing wrong -Stop- Give her everything she wants -Stop- Seriously mother -Stop.
- Samantha: Babies are not my scene. From what I've heard, this one sounds like an asshole.
- Carrie Bradshaw: You can't call a baby an asshole!
- Samantha: Why not? She called him a meatloaf.
- Samantha: [about a vibrator] That one actually works against you. If we wanted to work that hard we'd find ourselves a man, am I right?