The Simpsons (TV Series)

22 Short Films About Springfield (1996)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : Mom, someone threw gum in my hair!

  Marge Simpson : Are you sure? Maybe it's just shampoo. That washes right out.

• Ned Flanders : Marge Simpson! Still makin' juice the old fashioned way?

  Lisa Simpson : No. I've got gum in my hair.

  Marge Simpson : [sighs]  We've tried everything. Olive oil, lemon juice, tartare sauce, chocolate syrup, gravy, bacon fat, hummus, baba ganoosh...

  Lisa Simpson : My scalp hurts from horsefly bites.

  Ned Flanders : Why don't you freeze it with an ice cube, and hit it with a hammer? Works for me when I get bubbly gum in the ol' pushbroom.

  [Indicates his moustache] 

  Lisa Simpson : That sounds OK.

  [Cut to Marge holding Lisa down on the kitchen table while Ned tries to hammer out the gum] 

  Lisa Simpson : Ah! Ah! Stop, stop!

  Ned Flanders : Hmm. I seem to have... mashed more hair into it. Oh, well.