The Simpsons (TV Series)
Simpson Tide (1998)
Hank Azaria: TV Announcer, Naval Recruiter, Apu, Moe Szyslak, Recreationist Instructor, Haiti Veteran, Kennedy, Ear Piercer, Russian Representative, Mr. Sulu
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Quotes
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Russian Representative : The Soviet Union will be pleased to offer amnesty to your wayward vessel.
United States Representative : Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up.
Russian Representative : Nyet! That's what we wanted you to think, hahahahahaha!
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Naval Recruiter : Just fill out this form, and you're on your way to the reserve.
Homer Simpson : There's a question that's crossed out.
Naval Recruiter : Well... due to a recent presidential order, we're not allowed to ask that particular question.
Homer Simpson : I think I can make it out.
[reads]
Homer Simpson : "Are you a homosex..."
Naval Recruiter : [interrupts] For God's sake, don't answer that, I could go to jail!
Homer Simpson : But I'm not a homose...
Naval Recruiter : [covers his ears and sings loudly] La, la, la, la, la, la, la, I am not lis-ten-ing! La, la, la, la, la...
[exits]
Homer Simpson : Nice fella. I wonder if he's gay?
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[Homer is watching a television ad for the Naval Reserve]
Naval Recruiter : Daybreak, Jakarta. The proud men and women of the Navy are protecting America's interests overseas, but you're in Lubbock, Texas hosing down a statue, because you're in the Naval Reserve. Once you complete basic training, you only work one weekend a month, and most of that time you're drunk off your ass. The Naval Reserve: America's 17th line of defense, between the Mississippi National Guard, and the American League of Women Voters.
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[onboard a submarine]
Homer Simpson : Mr. Moe, prepare to surface.
Moe : You want to stop calling me Mr. Moe?
Homer Simpson : No.
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Homer Simpson : I've joined the Naval Reserve.
Barney : I'm not going to let anything happen to my best friend. I'm joining too.
Moe : I'm not going to let anything happen to my two best customers, I'm joining, too.
Apu : Even though my religion strictly forbids military service, what the hey.