The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Day the Violence Died (1996)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• [everyone is eating at the table; Abe and Chester glare at each other] 

  Abe Simpson : I thought I recognized you! I gave you a plate of corn muffins back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop, and you never did it!

  Chester J. Lampwick : Those corn muffins were lousy!

  Abe Simpson : Paint my chicken coop!

  Chester J. Lampwick : Make me!

  [Abe gets up and the two start brawling] 

  Marge Simpson : That does it! One of them has to go!

  Homer Simpson : Okay, Grampa.

  Marge Simpson : No, the B-U-M.

  Homer Simpson : Oh.

• Bart : Bye, mom. Bye, dad.

  Lisa Simpson : Bye, mom. Bye, dad.

  [together with Bart as they head out the front door] 

  Homer Simpson : Bye, kids. On your way back, pick up a six-pack of beer.

  Marge Simpson : Bart, Lisa, it's eleven o'clock of at night; where do you think you're going?

  Bart : Downtown

  Lisa Simpson : We gotta get seats for the Itchy & Scratchy parade.

  Marge Simpson : I won't have my children sitting alone on a cold dangerous street all night. Homer, you go too.

  Homer Simpson : Ohhh. Why can't they just take the gun?