The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror (1990)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson

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Quotes 

• Narrator : Quoth the raven...

  Bart : Eat my shorts!

  Lisa Simpson : Bart, stop it! He says, "Nevermore", and that's all he'll ever say.

• [in Bart's room] 

  The House : They are all against you Bart. You must kill them all. They all must die!

  Bart : Are you my conscience?

  The House : I... yes, I am.

• The House : Hmm. Life with the Simpsons. What choice do I have?

  [the house implodes in on itself] 

  Bart : Bitchin!

  Lisa Simpson : It chose to destroy itself rather then live with us. You can't help but feel a little rejected.

• Kang : On this cable system we receive over one million channels from the furthest reaches of the galaxy.

  Bart : Do you get HBO?

  Kang : No, that would cost extra.

• Lisa Simpson : [about the basement of the house]  Mom, dad, look! It's an ancient Indian burial ground.

  Bart : Man, this place's got everything!

• Lisa Simpson : STOP! Don't you see what's happening here? Theyr'e fattening us up so they can eat us!

  Homer : Come on, Lisa.

  [along with other mumbles by the family] 

  Lisa Simpson : If you don't believe me, then just look at this book that I found!

  [holding up the books that reads: How to Cook Humans; they all gasp] 

  Homer : Whoa, she's right!

  Kang : Humans, you have stopped eating...

  Homer : Listen you big stupid space creature: Nobody, but nobody eats the Simpsons!

  Kang : I beg your pardon?

  Homer : Don't play dumb with me, we found your book.

  Kang : What? You mean this? It's a harmless cook book; it's just a little dusty.

  [he opens a panel on his clear head casing and blows on it; now the book reads: How to Cook For Humans] 

  Bart : Ahhh...

  [Bart exhales in relief] 

  Lisa Simpson : Wait a minutes...

  [she blows on it; now the book reads: How to Cook Forty Humans] 

  Lisa Simpson : Ah-ha!

  Kang : Wait - there's still more space dust on here...

  [he blows on the book cover again; now it reads: How to Cook for Forty Humans] 

  Kang : Let me get this straight, you thought...

  Kodos : They thought we were going to eat them!

• Bart : Wait a minute, that's a school book.

  Lisa Simpson : Don't worry, Bart, you won't learn anything.

• Narrator : Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer...

  Homer : Sir...

  Narrator : ...said I...

  Homer : ...or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore; / But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, / And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door, / That I scarce was sure I heard you.

  Narrator : Here I opened wide the door.

  Bart : This better be good.

  Narrator : Darkness there and nothing more.

  Homer : Huh?

  Bart : You know what would've been scarier than nothing?

  Lisa Simpson : What?

  Bart : Anything!

• Homer : Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!

  Narrator : ...I shrieked, upstarting...

  Homer : Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore! / Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken! / Leave my loneliness unbroken!-quit the bust above my door! / Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!

  Narrator : Quoth the Raven...

  Bart : Nevermore.

  Homer : [quietly]  Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door.

  Narrator : Quoth the Raven...

  Bart : Nevermore!

  Homer : Why you little!

  Bart : Uh-oh!